Before we begin our journey we must seek spiritual help. There is only one person on planet earth who we can turn to in our desperate situation. This person is the wisest spiritual guru of our time. Her name is Liberty Bell. She resides under a waterfall in a distant sanctuary which we must not disclose the location of.
I met Liberty Bell many years ago at a Convention for the Beautiful. She has a beautiful soul, I have a beautiful face. Can you see the connection we have?
Harlow and I travel very far to be enclosed by Liberty's peaceful presence. We spend hours meditating with her until the advice she has to offer us is suddenly reveiled."You must travel to a disgusting place." Liberty states. "Disgusting dragons named Roxanne like to be surrounded by disgusting scenery." And so it is determined that we will start our journey by going south of this sanctuary and heading toward the most filthy swamps we can find. Roxanne loves to bathe in swamps. She always has. She is so gross. And so, we will begin in a swamp.
God bless you Liberty Bell.
3 comments:
Liberty Bell is very wise indeed. Good luck on your travels beautiful ones. Go fourth, and take my wishes for a peaceful journey.
It was destiny you would go to the all knowing Liberty Bell. The force is good with this one. She can spot a morsel millions of miles away.Bye Bye boys have fun stroming the castle.Via con dios
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