Dear Readers,
We have arrived in Japan. It is quite terrifying here so we were immediately in contact with Alegzandra, the Japanese fighting intern. He is the protector of this country. Having been taught by only the best- Mr. Pat Morita, god bless his soul, Alegzandra was fast to spot the hideous dragon Roxanne hiding out by the famous Japanese landmark, Sensoji Temple.
We have arrived in Japan. It is quite terrifying here so we were immediately in contact with Alegzandra, the Japanese fighting intern. He is the protector of this country. Having been taught by only the best- Mr. Pat Morita, god bless his soul, Alegzandra was fast to spot the hideous dragon Roxanne hiding out by the famous Japanese landmark, Sensoji Temple.
Harlow and I made it here fast enough to also make our very first sighting of Roxanne and trust us, it is not pretty. She is more awful looking in person. Her dragon head is going bald and it is a shame that she never took the advice of a wise mind named Brittni and used a bottle of Rogaine to fix her ugly, bald problem. 
As I watched her cowardly body sitting beside this famous temple, it was easy to see that the two elderly women, Gladiss and Grace were not with her. "Where could they be?" I asked the intelligent Alegzandra. He did not know. I cannot quote his responses because he didn't speak English. He did explain though that in Japan, since GPS systems are not used, ( the Japanese are a little behind in their technological discoveries I guess) there was only one person or should I say "Navigation Parrot" that could help us.
As I watched her cowardly body sitting beside this famous temple, it was easy to see that the two elderly women, Gladiss and Grace were not with her. "Where could they be?" I asked the intelligent Alegzandra. He did not know. I cannot quote his responses because he didn't speak English. He did explain though that in Japan, since GPS systems are not used, ( the Japanese are a little behind in their technological discoveries I guess) there was only one person or should I say "Navigation Parrot" that could help us.
Deb the navigation parrot was where Alegzandra sent us. Deb was one of two Parrot sisters. Her twin sister, Lola was not used for navigating, just translating. Deb would navigate and Lola would translate. Do you comprehend what these beautiful parrots can do? I should hope so.
We arrived at their birdcage and met with them and their parrot father, Mr. Fanortner.
The twins agreed to help us find where Gladiss and Grace were hiding as long as we agreed to let them ride around on our heads. 
Deb could smell the elderly womens pretty perfume only she could not find them anywhere. We searched all of Japan for two days in a row.
Deb could smell the elderly womens pretty perfume only she could not find them anywhere. We searched all of Japan for two days in a row.
We did receive a clue from some strange guy after those two days. "He said, don't you remember the postcard that you received from the Gates of Doom so long ago, silly dogs? Well that is where the old ladies must be of course." Of course!! Why didn't we think of this already?!
NEXT MISSION: GETTING BACK ON TRACK TO THE GATES OF DOOM
