Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Ransom Note

The drive to The Gates of Doom is quite long. Please bear with us as we take our sweet, sweet time to travel. We will be making a short stop in the town of Oz quite soon where we will have time to further update you on our journey.
Until then, I will be making this ransom note public. I received it from a messenger owl late last night. It is from yours truly: DISGUSTING ROXANNE

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From Roxanne
Sent:Tue 8/05/08 6:44 PM

"What, did you run out of things to write about? Lazy creature! I spew at you little dogs and your story.
I recently returned from Roosevelta where I wreaked havoc on the life of your precious Grace. I locked her into a building of which only I carry the code and key to entry. You shall not see her again. I have acquired the help of my little munchkin Vincenzo, and he will be watching everything you say and do. I have instructed him to set traps within your home, he is very talented and you will never know when one hits you! Watch for his deadly pooper bomb, it releases time lapse toxins into your home, which will effect you precious puppies!
Gladiss is indeed on my list next. I shall lock her up also and or hire someone from Powawowa to take her and put her somewhere where her and Grace will be in contact with me and me only. We shall conquer this little world of yours and rule forever. Martini's and clubbing will become the law of the land and only those with special membership will be let into our little club of sin.

Sleep *expletive* and may the bed bugs bite!!! Hard!!
Your ever loving and not so loyal,
Dragon Roxanne"