The Third Day of Christmas

On the third day of Christmas Harlow and I couldn't believe our eyes,

It was Roxanne's creepy new disguise~

Is that a French Hen Roxanne?? Ugh.

Roxanne is so weird. I can't believe we're related.

Love you!!

The Second Day of Christmas...

On the second day of Christmas Harlow and I saw the most ridiculous thing,

Roxanne riding a Turtle Dove down the streeeeeeeeet!

Eww. You are so gross Roxanne. Love You!!

The First Day Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Harlow and I both had a scaaaary dreeeeeaaaam:

That creepy, weird Roxanne was stalking us from an old pear tree! Eww.

Get a Life Roxanne! Love you!

Oh Dear!

For those of you who have not heard, Roxanne was never eaten on Thanksgiving. She esacped.

Just as we were about to take a bite of her turkey legs, she stood up on them and walked out of our traditional family dinner.

Here in Puerto Rico it is family tradition to eat a twice removed cousin turned dragon turned turkey for dinner. Unfortunately this year, tradition was broken.

If my Aunt Debbie can't roast Roxanne for our Christmas Dinner, our family spirit will be shattered and this holiday season will be one we won't want to remember.

STAY ALERT AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND IN SEARCH OF THIS EVIL ROXANNE. SHE WILL MOST LIKELY BE DISGUISING HERSELF THESE NEXT 13 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

Happy Holidays!!

Happy Birthday Mr. Fanortner!

ThanksRoxGiving

Dearest Earthlings. Our deepest apologies for the brief hiatus. We regret to inform you that we never found Roxanne in her dragon form.

But, it is Thanksgiving time and time to show thanks.

Let us now tell you what we are thankful for.

We have found Roxanne in Turkey Form!! Since we failed to catch her before, we hired a professional turkey hunter specialist to do it for us.

Introducing: NEMESIS DE ROGZANNE (Enemy of Roxanne)

And, it looks like she caught you nasty Roxanne! Time to have our Uncle Pete cut you up with his turkey cutter!!

Next, our Aunt Debbie and Lola will serve you serve you on a nice porcelain plate!!

Nothing says Thanksgiving Party like two sweethearts raising their hands through the roof!! Glad you could make it Gladiss and Grace! We're happy you are both safe and sound!!

Dinner is served!! You make a delicious meal Roxanne!! Yum! Enjoy and get stuffed earthlings!!

Eat up dogs! Libby baby and Lulu sweetie love to eat an old bird every now and then!

Godbless you ROGAINE! And Happy Thanksgiving my love!

Ready..Set..GO!!

We left our lovely godmother out of the Thanksgiving post so that we could honor her in her very own special post!



Dear Best Friend,

God bless you on your Germany Journey! Bless the lovely friend who gets to have you in her company, bless the ground you walk on and the food you eat! I know being a superstar gets tough and leaving to perform in Germany the day after we eat Roxanne for dinner might be tiring, but, may you have a safe and happy time in your travels.

We love you more than anything! You are an amazing example of true greatness.

GOD BLESS YOU FRIENDO!!

Ich schau dir in die Augen, Kleines!