Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Sixth Day Of Christmas

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

On the Sixth Day of Christmas Harlow and I saw Roxanne at the park-



With a Six Geese a-playing....


Moments later those Geese had Roxanne for Luuuuuuunch!



My oh my what a big mouth you have Rogaine

Love you!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Fifth Day Of Christmas



On the fifth day of Christmas a sweet little, kind and caring elf had found a Golden Ring !




But then along came greedy Roxanne and she stole that Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!



P.S. Roxanne, That ring is evil and powerful and your future is DOOMED.

Love you!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Fourth day of Christmas

On the Fourth day of Christmas Roxanne purchased Four Calling Cards......



With which she came in contact with her four favoriiiiiite birds!










You better be careful Roxanne!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Third Day of Christmas


On the third day of Christmas Harlow and I couldn't believe our eyes,

It was Roxanne's creepy new disguise~



Is that a French Hen Roxanne?? Ugh.
Roxanne is so weird. I can't believe we're related.
Love you!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Second Day of Christmas...



On the second day of Christmas Harlow and I saw the most ridiculous thing,



Roxanne riding a Turtle Dove down the streeeeeeeeet!


Eww. You are so gross Roxanne. Love You!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The First Day Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Harlow and I both had a scaaaary dreeeeeaaaam:

That creepy, weird Roxanne was stalking us from an old pear tree! Eww.



Get a Life Roxanne! Love you!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Oh Dear!


For those of you who have not heard, Roxanne was never eaten on Thanksgiving. She esacped.

Just as we were about to take a bite of her turkey legs, she stood up on them and walked out of our traditional family dinner.

Here in Puerto Rico it is family tradition to eat a twice removed cousin turned dragon turned turkey for dinner. Unfortunately this year, tradition was broken.

If my Aunt Debbie can't roast Roxanne for our Christmas Dinner, our family spirit will be shattered and this holiday season will be one we won't want to remember.


STAY ALERT AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND IN SEARCH OF THIS EVIL ROXANNE. SHE WILL MOST LIKELY BE DISGUISING HERSELF THESE NEXT 13 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.


Happy Holidays!!